Andrew Golden

a genious kid who lost his way and became prostitute on the train station to get money for video games.

-i saw john yesterday, he turned out to be andrew golden:(

by wnuk młynarza June 10, 2022

Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

by Stephlog June 2, 2024

Golden Limit

someones ability to gain maximum amount of knowledge/skill on a specific topic.

I've reached my golden limit, I cannot get any better dude.

by AnonISfake September 19, 2019

tommi golden

When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.

Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden

by Aaaridolf March 21, 2022

ze golden pug

He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.

by Bad shit October 12, 2017

Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020