fart sandwich

A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.

I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.

by Rob Mitchell December 7, 2006

Rogue Fart

a fart that wasn't supposed to happen or came unexpectantly.

So I was walking by this hot chick when I had a rogue fart come out.

by Shankles November 16, 2004

stray fart

Once somebody farts and it the initial smell has disappeared, but then the smell returns, this is referred to as a stray fart.

Can also be used to indicate that someone is hanging around like a bad smell and should leave.

I wandered into a stray fart over there, man was it smelly!

Haitham is being such a stray fart.

by Baron Boffin September 1, 2009

Frank Fart

When a fart gives a resemblance to a short Italian named Frank who may have eaten too much lasagna, and enjoys victimizing the less able. The frank fart sounds like this:

paaaaaaahahashshshshahahshashasha

like a "Pa-sha-sha" sound, combined with a motor bike run on deisel.

My Frank Fart sounded like I had hit an accused an old granny of taking my Cadillac for a spin, and filled the gas tank with pure hydrogen!

by Lappyloops December 20, 2007

fart porn

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

Rosie-Farts

What Rosie O' Donnell did to FUCK with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View.

Did you see Liz Hasselbeck get Rosie-Farts down her throat from the AWESOME Rosie O' Donnell??

by Lance Boyle Bitch July 11, 2011

riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.

riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.

by keebles April 14, 2012