Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.

Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling

by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011

facebook high

when you get several facebook notifications in a short period of time, you get a rush, or a facebook high

"sandy wont get off the comp now cuz shes feeling euphoric from her facebook high. don't worry nick, give her 500 mores hours, shell crash eventually."

by supersoaker29 August 25, 2011

Facebook Stutter

When one posts something once on Facebook, only to have their computer freeze up and post it repeatedly.

"Um, why did you write 'Happy Birthday' on my wall SEVEN TIMES?"
"It wasn't me, stupid Facebook Stutter."

by nothing?nothing,tralala?397 October 1, 2011

Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.

I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing

by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020

Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit

“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”

by Bee Calm January 25, 2021

Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.

Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.

by Comet! August 14, 2022

Facebook Rape

Facebook Rape is when a friend leaves his facebook unattended and you change there facebook status to something really stupid

Lewis: I got facebook raped last night someone changed my status to back soon got away to shops for tampons
Fraser: Unlucky man i kind of guessed when i saw your status i still liked it though haha

by oody3000 January 12, 2010