dryjoke

When a joke which is meant to be funny is said, but comes out wrong and dumb such that it makes others laugh at the one cracking the joke. When they laugh, they're while invariably laughing at the joke.

John: I call my aunt Meg a nutmeg because she's nuts
Hill: That's some dryjoke bro!!

by HOTUNA February 8, 2019

drygs in a blanket

A sexual position in which a high school girl gives head to a college guy under the covers

Wanna go to my dorm and have some drygs in a blanket?

by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

Drywall Ass

When a girl (maybe guy) has no ass or booty whatsoever. Drywall reference is used to describe a flat surface from the girls back straight down to her hamstrings (back of the legs). Does not look good in a bikini. More prevalent in people of Asian or Caucasian ancestry, not so much in those of African, South American, or Polynesian ancestry.

Guy 1: "Check out that chick, she's so hot! Cute face, nice stomach, big boobs, and toned legs."

Guy 2: "For real!... Oh, what! Gnarly! Check it out, drywall ass!"

Guy 1: "Snap, never mind..."

by noworrychickencurry March 4, 2010

Dryshot

When a male feels all the physical indications of ejaculation, but does not actually produce any visible semen. Can occur after prolonged periods of repeated sexual intercourse.

Person one: Dude, did you pull out?

Person two: Yeah, but it's all cool man, it was a dryshot anyways.

by saint985 March 25, 2010

dryhair

Friend to the mouthbreather, a dryhair is someone who chooses to use no hair product of any kind regardless of activity. The dryhair's hair is generally air dried, then styled (or most often parted) with a generic comb. Dryhair is usually accompanied by dockers khackis, rockport shoes, and on casual fridays, a hawaiian shirt.

Steve, the dryhair that sits across the hall from me asked, "have you ever not used stuff (hair product) in your hair"? I did not dignify him with an answer.

I overheard some dryhairs talking about an upcoming Avatar convention in our town. I will avoid that area.

by party4marty May 14, 2010

Drycastic

Having the character of sarcasm combined with a dry sense of humor see also: drycasm

The comedian used several drycastic comments in the punchline of his jokes.

by K-Haak. December 13, 2012

drybones

toking an unlit joint thinking its still alight giving the toker the taste of ash

errrgh rank

whats up?

thought this joint was still alight but it wasn't

oh drybones nightmare man

by cosmic-rolley September 10, 2013