A term used in the PC game "League of Legends", used to refer (in a derogatory manner) to a player who's been stuck in diamond elo for a really long time, who isn't good enough to make it to masters+, but still has a massive ego as if he's a good player. Diamond dogs are often hardstuck in the lower divisions too, like d4-d3.
This jungler in my last game was so fucking bad, but wasn't able to see/acknowledge how hard he got outclassed and blamed laners. Looked up his op.gg, he's been a diamond dog since s4...
by SkilledSpellz November 27, 2019
Get the Diamond dogmug. 
A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.
*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"
**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.
**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.
by SABINATOR August 11, 2009
Get the Twat Dogmug. An extended insult of Doyle. A Dog's Doyle refers to a person who is such a Doyle that even a dog, an animal of much lesser intelligence than a human, sees the given person as being a Doyle, even in their eyes. Thus rendering that person a 'Dog's Doyle'.
Ideally, a panel of six dogs maybe needed to judge a person on their Doyleness with loud barking, rendering the person truly a Dogs's Doyle.
Ideally, a panel of six dogs maybe needed to judge a person on their Doyleness with loud barking, rendering the person truly a Dogs's Doyle.
"Oli, you're an absolute Dog's Doyle!"
"With talk like that you'll find yourself in front of a panel of dogs!"
"What have you done now you straight Dog's Doyle?"
"With talk like that you'll find yourself in front of a panel of dogs!"
"What have you done now you straight Dog's Doyle?"
by Dom8trix June 18, 2008
Get the Dog's Doylemug. No fool you can't grow dat sherm dog you gotta grow dat weed and cut dat shit with angel dust. Then drag your lazy ass to the 7-11 and buy dem Hebrew Nationals.
by fantomelt February 2, 2008
Get the sherm dogmug. 
bollocks n. are testicles. The word is in pretty common use in the UK and works well as a general "surprise" expletive in a similar way to bugger. The phrase "the dog's bollocks" is used to describe something particularly good (yes, good) - something like "see that car - it's the dog's bollocks, so it is". We also describe a big telling-off as a bollocking, and additionally use the word to mean "rubbish" (as in "well, that's a load of bollocks").
by strega_rossa July 3, 2005
Get the Dog's Bollocksmug.