Dad

Gone.

99% of children that dad's leave are boys.

Child: mama where is dad?
Mother: He went to the milk Bar
Child: he's not coming back

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

ur dad

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼

damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?

by idfknia December 24, 2021

Dad

When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you

Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY

Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS

by Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(: February 7, 2019

My dad

Somebody who loves milk. They love it so much they disappear like EDP445 career

Hey is your dad going to the party

:my dad said he’s getting milk he hasn’t came back for 40 years

by Mydadgone445 November 7, 2022

dad

your dad left you

ur dad is gay

by kianwebb28 May 16, 2021

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019