A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
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Christian

Christian is weird
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Christian

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."
by bunga boi November 5, 2019
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very sus and definitely is the imposter OwO

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person: aww man english class is hard in westover christian academy
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Christian

The 1st largest religion in the world. UwU
I am Christian.
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Christian

A really sexy mofo
He is really popular, but does not like to admit it
He has nice hair
He is the bestest friend you could have
He tries his best to help a friend out
He gets all the girls in the school
You're such a Christian
by Zach Lammm May 28, 2019
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