couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it

Me and my girl made a couch pancake

by The big faggot August 18, 2016

caughel

Originally a sir name now used primarily to describe a gang of nerds.

Don't mess with that nerd he is a Caughel his boys will jump on your head like Mario on a Koopa

by Eisalady July 17, 2016

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

CouchCamping

Sitting on the couch for 10 hours straight

Stop couchcamping and make me a bowl a meatballs!

by CouchCamping June 3, 2016

Couch hot

A person who's not really hot, and yet in a certain light is kinda hot.

You wouldn't seek them out, but if you found yourself next to them on a couch late one night, you might really want to make out with them.

Margaret's not really my type, but there's something about her... I guess I'd say she's couch hot.

by Funky_Footjam September 18, 2016

Couch

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.

I love this couch.

by Sparking November 27, 2016