saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021

Bloody happy ending

When you eat your partners pussy out until climax and you come up to realize you have a bloody nose covering your face and her pussy.

It was traumatizing for my wife but she got the bloody happy ending in the end.

by Tw1st3dV1sion April 22, 2023

happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U

Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?

by Purplemarker625 June 7, 2017

Happy birthday Colin

When it’s someone’s birthday it’s Colin birthday, everyday of the week is Colin birthday. Wish Colin happy birthday no matter what time and day of the year.

Happy birthday buddy...Happy birthday Colin

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 9, 2021

happy birthday felicia

When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...

"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia

by JayWayne January 9, 2016

double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011

slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003