dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.

Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.

by Fitxzie February 12, 2018

Door Bagel

Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

Door bagel

A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.

Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."

by LyricalWordsmith420 May 19, 2018

cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.

“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”

by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018