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Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.
Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips
by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019
mugGet the Asshole saltmug.

butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.
Smelly butt-asshole!
by Esa4 June 15, 2021
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asshole of service

A tactless, classless and antagonistic person who refuses to be called out on their sh*t.

They are famous for retorting with "snowflake" name-calling when confronted.
Emcee at a debate: " and for our first candidate, we have--"

Heckler yelling in the crowd: "HERE COMES THE BABY KILLING TRAITOR NOW, WE SHOULD BURN 'EM--"

Girl 1 in crowd to Girl 2: "Who? I couldn't hear what..."

Heckler to Girl 1: " what's your problem snowflake, can't handle what I'm saying? Need a safe space to cry in? "

Girl 1 to Heckler: "Calm the f*ck down dude, I'm here to watch the debate just like you and can't hear a damn thing!"

Girl 2 to Girl 1: "Don't mind this clownstick, he's just trying to be the asshole of service to get folks riled up like his hyfey ass."
by Lanky Cougar August 13, 2017
mugGet the asshole of servicemug.

Asshole

Well there’s a guy that’s an ass
That guys an asshole
by East Polk County weirdo July 30, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION

When you perform ANAL INTERCOURSE on anybody and it's extremely passionate as there is a clear cause.

When homosexuals FUCK without LUBE.

Demonstration of commiting a PEDOPHILE ACT on someone's child.
When you are PLOWIN' THE BACK 40 and ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION is the result as you indeed have a bloody situation. on your hands.

No lube , sorry ALAN , I always wanted to see your ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION.

Tom found out you boogied with his boy and now he is answering your ANAL INTERCOURSE ad as he is ready for some serious ASSHOLE MENSTRUATION with you ALAN.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY April 24, 2021
mugGet the ASSHOLE MENSTRUATIONmug.

Asshole

The place on your body where shit goes out or gets pushed back in by so weird guy
Don’t let Phil near your asshole he’ll push that shit in
by Roth life January 1, 2020
mugGet the Assholemug.

gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle
May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !
by gentleasshole April 5, 2018
mugGet the gentle assholemug.

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