Internet

Raised kids when parents didn't raise them right. A traumatic experience, yet the most comforting place to be at all times.

Claire :"As much as I love the Internet, it's also really scary..."
Axle :"You have only reached the surface of the Internet, you know nothing yet."

by Internet_Axle June 26, 2022

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

internet trolls

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.

“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”

by Yeahok February 16, 2023

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.

"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"

by i inform people July 14, 2025

Internet Explorer

The slowest brow........

Internet Explorer
Person 1: I jus Loading.......

by Griffo mo October 31, 2020

abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022