Alpha male

Drista

"I am the alpha male"

by Ummmmmmmmmmmmm hi June 6, 2021

alphabetdays

the most swaggy person ever, a pog minecraft player, cosplay master, will smith #1 stan

person 1: have u seen the genie alphabetdays today, also known as god?
person 2: yeah, i got an armor stand bc he rejected my hand in marriage!
person 1: just make sure not to rub him ;))

by maxpwr0 June 10, 2021

Alpha

Anybody that’s not Riley Pelletier, Waylon Skinner and Cade Ferguson

Those dudes are such alphas

by rileyj15 June 15, 2021

Alpha DJ

An alpha DJ is someone who has a new career everyday because they are an alpha. They run like an ostrich and sits like a neek they participates in bumshag activities with their mandem. However Alpha DJ’s are tall making them more athletic and more better at getting things done thus them having new jobs everyday.

Do you know alpha DJ?
Yeah… she was my discharge therapist
Wow she was my criminal lawyer.
How talented….

‘Do you see that tall Ostritge over there?’
‘Nah thats just an Alpha DJ’

by 123LivLafLuv July 6, 2021

alphabokee

pretty handsome hilarious alpha but still an alpha meaning hes stupid and irrelevant. actually hes not stupid and irrelevant bc hes funny and likable and hot lets get married.

wow alphabokee is so fucking hot id bang their wall with this toothpick because everyones cock is a toothpick compared to their fat gurthy long sock

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Alpha Male

Alpha Males are cucks who think they are the top of the chain. Wanna be Alpha Males are discord mods. (They are too dumb to realize that the Shrigma Males are the ones who hold true power)

Guy 1: Is that Nelson?
Guy 2: Yeah it is hes such a Alpha Male cuck. Oh shit here he comes
Nelson: No memes in general guys. Also please remove any photoshopped images of me thanks.

by NiggaMelon420 July 20, 2021

alpha

mean ass nibba who dosent wanna be kind to nibbas

alpha i gave u percent down

alpha: no

by anonymous July 22, 2021