When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.
Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.
by RockLicka September 8, 2020
Get the Cleetys's Assholemug. by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020
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by Eli00 September 2, 2018
Get the assholemug. On March 1st, it is your moral and ethical obligation to be an asshole to everyone and u can’t be nice at all u less it is absolutely necessary
by Mrpoopybutttttttthole February 28, 2021
Get the International be an asshole daymug. by The man behind the definition December 15, 2022
Get the Assholemug. Someone that at the beginning of the relationship seems like the best guy ever, but the more you know him, the more you realize he's narcissistic and plays with your head. When you'll realize your worth and explain other people what he's done to you, they all hate him and wish to kick him where it hurts.
My ex was such an asshole!!!!
by Smiley face! December 2, 2016
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