December 7

National say happy birthday to anyone named Mercedes day.

Jason: Happy birthday bitch
Edith: Wait, today's December 7...isn't that the day of Pearl Har-
Mercedes: SHUT UP

by NeutralCarbon December 7, 2021

May 7

National give your man head day

Guess what day it is, it's may 7 you know what that means Mariah

by I love Mariah May 6, 2024

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

6 7

the shittiest shitpost ever

kid: 6 7
me: here is some yummy water (actually superglue)
kid: *lips are superglued

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Rule #7

"Control your emotions"

-I'm gonna cry
-rule #7

by AKayser February 28, 2023

March 7

your crush has to come up to you and kiss you on the lips

Crush: yo Sarah come over here
Sarah: why
Crush: its march 7

sarah: so

"
Crush kisses Sarah "

by Ydk delilah March 6, 2025