anal blindness

Self confessed laziness

You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'

"What's that?" replies the boss,

"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."

by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

anal lickers

gay as shit people who lick anals because they are gay and fucking loooooove it

Hey whats up anal lickers (gay as shit people)
Not much just getting ready to lick some anals because i am a fag

by penis toucher August 1, 2014

anal crossing

Taking a shit in someone else butthole.

The restroom was out of order so it was time for some anal crossing.

by 200emu January 24, 2016

anal sex

When u sticc ya dicc in her ass.

John: "I had anal sex with a stripper last night."

by Didacus_ June 4, 2018

anal toothbrush

Fucking a girl from behind, finger banging her asshole, and then brushing her teeth with your finger and her shit on it.

That girl Sarah has bad breath this morning. I gave her an Anal toothbrush last night.

by Bossmon 34 June 10, 2016

Anal Popper

The homosexual or heterosexual act of depositing Pop Rocks in the rectum of the sexual partner of your choice's rectum before anal sex.

Not to be confused with a Jalapeno popper, the Anal Popper is not quite as spicy, depending on the mood of the

recipient.

Are those Rice Krispies in your ass, or are you just happy to see me?
Snap Crackle...POP!

by POOP SHOOT BOOGIE December 23, 2019