Jordan

cancer

don't get jordan

by Creeping_Death1984 October 3, 2020

jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Jordan

A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.

Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !

by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020

Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordans

Shoes that are associated with African-Americans.

Don't step on my new Jordans.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018