As a real charlie I can say only half of these definitions are true, yeah I may be smart, nice, tall guy but I look like a goblin ok. Knotted hair, acne, weird shaped face
by Arealcharlie September 30, 2019
Get the Charliemug. Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.
Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders
2. Billionaires who lead illegal business
3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents
8. Theologians
9. Or dead
In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders
2. Billionaires who lead illegal business
3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents
8. Theologians
9. Or dead
In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”
Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”
Charlie: “strange right?”
Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:
“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”
Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”
Charlie: “strange right?”
Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:
“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
by Wowthat’scrazybrother December 5, 2019
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Get the Pee Pop In The Charliemug. If not the most beautiful then one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. She has the most amazing personality. A truly unique human being. She may tend to believe she doesn’t have many true friends, but little does she know how many people admire, care for, and think about her. She is caring, compassionate, understanding, and one of the most selfless people. You would be so lucky to know Charlie-Mai, and if you are privileged enough to be able to, you will thank your lucky stars ever single day. Charlie-Mai is an absolute angel.
by AnnaGrace0192 November 23, 2021
Get the Charlie-Maimug. Have you ever met the charlie on the hill? me either. you would be lucky to meet the big bear himself. this guy is a charming bastardized. yes. he is.
seen that big bear in the hill? that’s big belly thomas! ;)
Charlie enjoys
uncle ian can be associated with this type of creature (alvin and the chipmunks)
Charlie enjoys
uncle ian can be associated with this type of creature (alvin and the chipmunks)
by Elizanimals November 24, 2021
Get the Charliemug.