Bambi dick

1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.

2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.

Dude, his Bambi Dick last night was literally just panicking and i had to leave

by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

dick

you can suck mine <3

step 1- twist that dick shit mad hard till i cum

step 2- put that shit in your mouth real deep in there
step- keep sucking till u cant no more

by hotdicksucker December 16, 2021

Dicked

A person having a penis but the word is in past tense.

We don’t need small dicked men in our lives

by bigdickmasc December 27, 2020

Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

Dick slacker

One who slacks at giving or taking dick.

My boyfriend is such a dick slacker, he's horrible in bed.

by Mikey1985 April 23, 2018

toni's dick

a dick which is so small, it doesn't even exist

that guy over there, i think he's got a toni's dick

by jaja, du weißt schon June 25, 2017