Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Boruto Day

It's Boruto's Birthday,Need I Say More

"Happy Boruto Day"

God this website is so Easy

by just here to prove to y'all June 11, 2024

National Breeding Day

October 15 is national Breeding day

“hey, did u hear? is national breeding day!”
“yeah! cant wait to get home and get my boyfriend to cream pie me”

by driding October 15, 2022

your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

Beef day

1st December is beef day, a day you can complete your beefs with people

why’s everyone having beef today, the winter just started
Oh it’s beef day

by mad romanian December 1, 2022

National hug day

Give out a hug to any of you friends or crush. January 22.

Guy1: You, know what day is it today?
Guy2: No what is it?
Guy1:national hug day

Guy2: aww yeah

by Beira Rosado January 22, 2020