1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".
(1)
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!
Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!
(2)
Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?
Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!
by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015
Get the Put The Dick Away.mug. by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
Get the dick's sporting goodsmug. Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
Get the Dick catfishingmug. A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.
by master release plz November 15, 2019
Get the Deli Dickmug. 
When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick
by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020
Get the Nani dickingmug. 1) A penis that is either inexperienced, awkwardly enthusiastic, or still experimenting with how to navigate sexual satisfaction for a partner, whether male or female. Often compared to a newborn deer taking its first steps.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
2) A penis with little-to-no skill or finesse in sexually satisfying a partner, characterized by clumsy enthusiasm, misdirected movements, or a general lack of coordination. Usually implies a need for improvement rather than being endearing.
by TeejayeDeloach August 2, 2025
Get the Bambi dickmug.