National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)

I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day

by Twopeice February 1, 2023

National Dumpster Day

National dumpster day happens on April 2nd it is a day where you jump to your nearest dumpster and find what values could be in there

Person 1: it's National Dumpster Day!
Person 2: Let me go get my dumpster diving shoes on!

by Peter Griffin445 January 24, 2022

National give a girl a hoodie day

On November 18 give a girl your hoodie It can be your crush or your girlfriend and maybe when you give your crush a hoodie you can make a move

Boy-here have my hoodie
Girl-huh
Boy-it national give a girl a hoodie day

by Chadben November 16, 2021

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023