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Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.
In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.
by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
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Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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vacation dick

A dick that is too small or too large to recieve on a daily basis as opposed to the desired size of a boyfriend dick.

boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had a vacation dick, not sure I would want to sleep with him again but it was a fun and new experience.
by ToasterStroodles June 13, 2016
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Dick

World has a strange addiction to it . We talk about a 15cm worm (sometimes bigger) . This thing somehow complete all of our gasps.
Love your dick buddy

we do not all have one
by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 21, 2021
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Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.
Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.
by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023
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