dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.

In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.

by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025

Dick Manes

A synonym to dickhead for people called Richard Manes.

Don't be such a Dick Manes, Stuart

by Dick Manes August 20, 2023

Dick Fat

A woman who is pregnant.

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.

by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024

poopy peg dick

This is where the man has his penis pooed on by a significant other, than is rammed up the pooper repeatedly, until some blood comes out. Then, This ass blood, is hardened, and makes a sort of condom, and then fucks said, significant other

Bro, Adam is totally into poopy peg dick!

by Joyland April 9, 2023