vacation dick

A dick that is of a great size, but which you can't take in without having to recover afterwards.

I met this guy last night, he had a vacation dick. It was amazing , but I don't think I would do it again

by Purple Maccaroni June 13, 2016

Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out

Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020

Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.

Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“

by Dadique November 29, 2020

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022