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Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs
Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks
by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.
I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.
by dave&frank September 28, 2017
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Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021
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dick wall

When a female or male interest has some many guys trying to get to her that it is nye impossible to even utter a word that will reach her ear.
Godamn bro I super liked her and sent her a DM but shits been on delivered and unread for weeks now. She got a dick wall in front of her.
by Mixiemac January 21, 2025
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Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one
What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!
by Magherra July 14, 2025
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Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent
Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
by Sanitito January 1, 2017
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