dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

shit'n dick

other word for fucked;sex

Bob:wait, u got sum pushy?

Rob: yup, shit'n dick inside of her

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Dick

Long and stiff

Jonny's dick is very stiff of watching porn

by Darthjabo May 17, 2022

dick nigga butt man

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by nigga butt dick boi December 16, 2024

Dick Waddington

A filthy rich douche

Donald Jr. is such a DIck Waddington

by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021

Dick

A pipeline

I went to suck the water out of the dick

by TheDictionaryDiction June 16, 2021

loopy dick

A loopy dick is a penis that can do loops and can twirl better than a ballerina. Loopy dicks are very stretchy and bendy.

Man, I had to work with the craziest mothafucker last night.
He must've had a loopy dick.

by Momdix April 7, 2017