soufflé dick

Referring to a type of guy. When you're having sex with a guy and need to pay extra attention not to do or say something to upset him or be too demanding or his or is goes limp - falls like a soufflé. Then you have to start all over again and be very careful not to make any sudden movements or loud noises that will upset him. When a woman has to be passive and gentle during sex not to intimidate a man.

Why did you and Chris break up? The sex was not fun. He was a soufflé dick. Every time I got excited and told him to fuck me hard, started moving or asked to get on top his would lose his erection.

by JennyGotGame August 31, 2017

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

dick

what I used to fuck your mom last night

"ayo fuck you"

"fuck you! your mom spun on my dick so hard last night you're gonna have a baby brother!"

by ♡♡BITCH♡♡ June 4, 2023

Dick

Something that your mom sucked on even thought it belongs to your dad.

i caught my mom sucking my dad's dick last night.

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

dick

something that does something to your ass

kat:cmon use your dick while sex

tod:i cant we have to do E.sex because i dont have a condum all of them are used.

by bigdickrandy77 October 8, 2023

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021