Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

dick

1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around

1.

"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"

by Emily Davidson July 10, 2022

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.

I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.

by Teebin48 July 11, 2022

dick stick

somebody who is turned on in what can only be described as absolutely disgusting circumstances (being attracted to little anime girls etc.)

(convo on an anime site)
dick stick: DAMNNNNN SHE KIND A BADDIE THO (talking about Hasegawa Kobato, an underage charater in hagani)
me: For the love of fucking all that is a dinglefuck, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DICKSTICK

by DRduck68 July 13, 2022

Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.

Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*

by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022

Chinese Dick Trap

When you get your dick stuck in another guys foreskin like a Chinese finger trap.

Bro I was pulling so hard and my dick was stuck in the Chinese dick trap. I had to push in to him to get it out.

by IwearRompers July 14, 2022

Dick Tiggler

A vibration 'barbell' piercing that goes through the tip of the penis profoundly made to stimulate the woman during sexual intercourse similar to the tiggler it is made out of steel.

Oh my god your being such a "Dick Tiggler" right now

by Dicktigglerlover999 July 14, 2022