I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

flipped up

a less crass way of saying "fucked up"

I may vehemently disagree with just about everything the guy said, but to be assassinated just for speaking his mind? That's flipped up beyond repair!

by johnzilla1126 September 24, 2025

i’m up who

How to make someone call themselves a poo

Knock knock
Who’s there
I’m up.
I’m up who?
Yes, you are.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 25, 2025

shut up

a rude way for silence, quiet, etc.

guy 1: wanna know who Joe is?
guy 2: whos Joe
guy 1: Joe mama
guy 2: shut up

by aviation lover 123 September 26, 2025

shut up tj

when your friend tj dont shut up

tj: *yapping*
everyone shut up tj

by gksharpclaw September 27, 2025

All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.

Am all dicked up

by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025

Wake up squirt

The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex

My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.

by SacPhil September 30, 2025