February 4th “Gay Day”

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips.

Billy: Can I slip my dick in your ass?
James: No, I’m not gay.
Billy: It’s February 4th “Gay Day”, so it’s not gay.
Billy: Oh! Then yeah go ahead!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Brittin day

February 7

The day we honor our best friend Brittin

Happy brittin day, brittin!

by -:(—- November 29, 2023

Nikelle day

January 8

The day we honor our bestie Nikelle

Happy nikelle day, nikelle!

by -:(—- November 29, 2023

Spotify Wrapped Day

Second Biggest national holiday, after blackout Wednesday. In which people take the day off from school, work, etc… to party all day and black out listening to their top artists & songs of the year.

Sorry Boss man, won’t have that presentation ready for you after all. Taking tomorrow off for Spotify Wrapped Day and to be honestly I’ll probably call in sick the following day from
The massive hangover I’ll have from binge drinking all day.

by Staff_Daddy November 29, 2023

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day

November 31st is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are excited to give Isaac top on National give sloppy toppy to Isaac day!

by DefinitelyNotIsaac69 November 30, 2023

Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy

person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs

by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023

yes day

On dec 1st you must say yes to your gf and if u say no to her you must do a dare or get punched in the nuts.

Gf: can u buy me this hoodie!!
Bf:No
Gf: u have to it’s national say yes day today.
Bf: oh well then I guess yes

Yes day means you have to day yes to everything your gf ask u.

by Jeff.frank.josh! November 30, 2023