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Dick Stick

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018
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Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.
*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".
by donthedevious February 19, 2024
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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
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Dick

Hi, my name is Dick
by dashy99993 April 24, 2020
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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks
Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't
by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023
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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
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Dick makeup

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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