Dick

Male genital

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.

by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018

Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.

*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".

by donthedevious February 19, 2024

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks

Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't

by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023

Dog dick nothing

Doing absolutely nothing at all.

All he does is dog dick nothing.

by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016

Dick

You are a sick for searching dick on this website

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019