When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes
Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”
by Cozahr May 31, 2024
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Chica 1: “Yo how was the party last night?”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
Chica 2: “OMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.”
by Not Jonathan May 31, 2024
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Mr J. pulled a Dirty Jablonski well trying to kill Mr Aztrott in the Great 3 way Toothgapian war, against the middle finger people and the Nosechestrians...
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- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group
The dirt jordon
- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group
The dirt jordon
Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?
Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
by Dirtyhairy85 June 3, 2024
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