Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

dick tartare

unprotected sex; getting it raw

Just as steak tartare is enjoyed raw, so is dick tartare. (See also pussy tartare.)

Chick 1: Did your man take you out for dinner last night?
Chick 2: Nah, but I still got the dick tartare.

by Dan O.P.P. October 3, 2016

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn

it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.

by dicyy June 9, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

dick-nipple

when someone gets a growth or a cyst on the end of their penis...

Boy one: Yo dude hows that dick-nipple

Boy two: yo that dick-nipple has gotten worse...

by yeaaa merrrrr February 10, 2017