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Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack
Tony caught athletes dick from karen
by Houdini2 October 30, 2025
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Dick Stim

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet
by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018
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rolling a dick

Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker
Aye bro you tryna Roll A Blunt after school?
Rolling a dick: Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker
by KrisKone November 9, 2017
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Dick

Dick is the most tasty snack or meal you will ever get.
I got back from work hungry and i checked the frige and we had nothing in the frige so i looked at my boyfreind and smiled and asked him if i could have some becuase i was hungry and he said yes so i ran up to him pulled his pants down and his underwear to find the most amazing thing a big 9 inch juicy dick and lucky for me it was cumming so much and i kepped on sucking and he keepped moaning and in the end we were both happy .
by Mrs.hungry122 October 11, 2020
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brother dicking

When you and your biological brother dick down a female together
I was brother dicking Rachel with Nick the other night.
by CummieSoccer2 August 6, 2021
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Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
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Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men
Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!
by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023
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