guy 1 Bro your so fucking lame
guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot
guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say
guy 2 shut the fuck you dick foot
guy 1 What the actual fuck did you just say
by liltjay83rd May 11, 2023

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya
Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine
by Barry Evans November 17, 2024

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.
At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.
by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
by Dadique November 29, 2020

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018
