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Cat Dick

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?
by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks
Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't
by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023
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DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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