Small Dick

Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.
Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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dick

from what you make cum come out
dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok
by mewsem November 8, 2022
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
by pookieposts January 18, 2023
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Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.
by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022
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My dick

Too small

We all know it
My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.
by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018
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