32nd vietnam war

a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake

I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015

world war III

a war started by trump trying to stop an imaginary war to start a new war because he has a microscopic, little, small-scale, compact, tiny, bijou, portable, miniature, mini, and gay pp and brain

we will all die in world war III due to Kim JOng Un NUkes.

by Rhhr January 9, 2020

two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.

Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war

by ISbit February 18, 2017

Three week war

The war between Blue Resistance and Shroomboys lasting January 12th to January 25th on Google+

"Hey do you remember the three week war"?
"No"

by Theanonanon August 25, 2018

naked thumb war

Basically it's a hand job!

Hey girl, what's going on tonight.. You want to have a naked thumb war?

by wafflebitch January 1, 2018