Uncle Knobhead

Somebody who if it wasn't for social media would be completely ignored. Thrives in the company of other Uncle Knobheads. Nobody else is impressed.

I'll just have a look at social media to see what people are thinking about the latest from the Middle East. Oh fuck, the Uncle Knobheads are there already.

by Terry Clee October 25, 2023

Uncle rico

That one guy who takes forever at something

Kid1 (finished test)
Uncle Rico (still writing name and date)

by That one guy who hates the dod November 17, 2018

Uncle No No

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.

"Tell your kids not to get near him he's an uncle no no"

by Uncle No No June 16, 2020

Wild Uncle

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.

Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...

by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.

We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.

by Suttleacees June 12, 2024

sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019