do myself

Masturbate...

I do myself before going to bed every night. I did myself under the desk.

by astrobeardman June 16, 2017

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man January 10, 2018

Do the kiver

To fall to the ground and flop around as if you were a fish out of water.

Next time I get rear ended I am going to roll out and do the kiver even if I don't get hurt, that way I can sue!

by JDBIT September 13, 2011

doing a dublin

an act of sheer stupidity and/or incompetance. normally involving driving a car through a wall, or projectile vomiting. Normally preceded by the phrse "boys youll never guess what i did". a phrase well known in south wales (u.k.)

stephen did a dublin last night, his car was a write off.

kiran was doing a dublin in the bathroom - it took three bottles of bleach to clean it up!

by stevey1000 January 30, 2008

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 02, 2003

doing the job

the act of giving a girl an orgasm

I plan on doing the job tonight for Jade

by TST November 24, 2006

to do a Mark

To throw up over your own clothes after a work night out

"Forrest was three sheets last night, even burnt his mouth, but he didn't do a Mark"

by A N Other November 27, 2003