bean dip

taking a liquid crap then dipping your junk into it and then dipping the shit covered junk into an unsuspecting victims mouth

if crap is green can be referred to as the green tea

dude i gave lukes mom the bean dip

by bean dip August 20, 2006

horse beans

the term I like to describe a farts smell that cant be described with any familiar stink

I farted and now it smells like horse beans

by (insert name here) October 13, 2003

Vagina Beans

When a female has a yeast infection, the curdled pieces of cheese

Amanda my vagina is very irritated "I have Vagina Beans"

by PeterCheese October 17, 2010

Bean eater

Somebody who's totally and utterly addicted to eating beans (extacy pill's) to the extent where one only goes out clubbing to eat as many beans as they can

Hey man did you see that guy all munted spewing up all over that chicks shoes? He's a hardcore bean eater

by Donni don cock July 9, 2010

anal beans

beans you stick in someones ass and they shoot them out and say owha

dude, you got anal beans in your ass or sumpin, cuz you sure are jumping around with orgasmic sounds

by ur mum February 26, 2004

Bean Diddler

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.

"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

purple beans

you know what it is.
wait, you don't?
think HARDER.

"cool. Purple Beans!!!"

by chenandress May 4, 2008