Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.

I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me

by Imphal October 27, 2019

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010

Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential

After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick

by Sumatisavage February 09, 2023

Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes September 03, 2015

hot side of pillow

we struggle with this @#%! every night

we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow

by ojgfghh October 12, 2019

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice January 29, 2016

south side elves

So basically a south side elve is a midget who came from a “dangerous” neighborhood,you typically see them on those shows like WAGS but for little people,where they just argue and shit

“ What the fuck are those midgets doing?!”
“Hey don’t chat shit,they some thicc south side elves”

by fuckmyassburgers December 29, 2017