Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020

Waffles

One of the only legit things on Urban dictionary

Not an idiot: I like waffles.
Idiot: Put it in my ###
Not an idiot: The frick? Are you a fecker?
idiot: yeh

by Frick dude! March 2, 2022

waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.

Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Waffling wanker

A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'

Tom, that has no relevance to this argument you waffling wanker!

by PICKLE_RIIICK October 6, 2023

waffle

a yummy thing you eat.
yep. done.

he ate a delicious waffle.

by anonymous May 6, 2022