University of Wisconsin Madison

It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.

"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"

"It's a Badger game."

by Zarathustrabreakingtablets August 28, 2008

Northern Michigan University

A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.

"Where are you going to college?"

"Northern Michigan University."

"Bummer."

by NMU Student September 28, 2011

George Washington University

The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.

Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC

Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!

Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?

They both applied to Georgetown

by DC101 April 30, 2010

Northern Arizona University

University for Arizona residents that are too dumb to go to Arizona State or Arizona University. Only complete sub 70 on the IQ scale morons from out of state make the decision to go to this school.

I got a 640 on my SAT's so I'm going to Northern Arizona University

by Matt Smith October 14, 2003

University of North Dakota

State school with a substandard flight program/team. For a super-standard flight program/team, see Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.

"UND is going to get their asses beat down this year" - ERAU Flight Student

by Flight Team [mofo] December 28, 2004

Florida State University

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.

Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.

by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe February 02, 2016

Eastern Kentucky University

A public 6 year university located in richmond
Number 1 STD school in the nation

Man #1: So where do you go to school again?
Man#2 Eastern Kentucky university
Man#1 So thts what genital Herpes looks like!

by pheonix fire183 May 12, 2006