SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011

lunch ladies

those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)

person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!

person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch

by kittycatiez June 10, 2023

cheesy lady

A lady of cheese who has a pink Afro

cheesy lady is pulling a Brandon

by Calamity.exe November 10, 2022

Lady

Women who takes care of herself self, from the money she makes have $ex with men.

Classy whore
Roster of multiple men

She’s a lady, but not a keeper.

by Happy! December 6, 2024

lady sweats

The female body's response to anything Hanson related, especially current photos of the brothers.

DAMN! Look at Taylor in that photo, he gives me the lady sweats something fierce.

by rebekahluvshanson February 13, 2014

LADY MILLIONAIRE

A woman named Dian Coleman who hit the Mega Millions for a million dollars.

Congratulations Dian Coleman for hitting the Mega Million Jackpot for a million dollars! You go Lady Millionaire!!

by $$$MILLIONAIRE2BILLIONAIRE$$$ March 28, 2025

moon lady

a fake woke woman who celebrates the full moon with ritzy parties for her rich friends; New Age spirituality used to trap and neuter awakening souls into being more passive in the face of tyranny; extinguishes the ancient flame of sacred rage under the guise of it being "low vibe." also known as a "Yoga Karen"

That Moon Lady sure does eat a lot of caviar

by AWylde December 11, 2023