The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011
Get the Five Day Statusmug. by hoesquad October 22, 2017
Get the five round hustlemug. "Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025
Get the Five-time Namazi Syndromemug. 15
by Dime Five December 7, 2019
Get the a dime and fivemug. People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
by Sammy Uncanny May 9, 2018
Get the Five dollar killersmug. Markiplier did in fact hit five when playing Ultimate custom night pt. 2. Aka meaning you did something, doubted yourself then to realized that you were right in the first place
by cici_me February 2, 2022
Get the Hit fivemug. 1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.
by The Black Moth October 7, 2008
Get the I-fivemug.