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Uncle jimmy ladder

A child's hero worth mentioning
The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.
by Alienfiendblokbox June 17, 2022
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Uncles day

February 29th happens every 4 years, a day for uncles although they aren’t seen as much as fathers and mothers they are still important, uncles day a day all for your favorite uncle.
Boy 1 “Hey man guess what day it is!”
Boy 2 “It’s February 29th yeah it’s special what about it?”
Boy 1 “No man it’s uncles day!”
Boy 2 “Omg you’re right lemme call my uncle
Boy 1 “Me too!”
by YouLoveIce June 19, 2022
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Migool uncle

An old man, works as floor cleaner and does 🎣, is a pro astro photographer, spams a lot, has tremendous achievements and won gold medal in getting banned.
Has extraordinary mind, is a geek and has signed cryopreservation contract till 2805.
Person1-Oh look there, Miguel
Person2-no dude he is our Migool uncle.
by Gravity falls aka hoi February 16, 2022
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Uncle

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.
Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.
by McDuggar February 24, 2022
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Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022
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Uncle Alex

Someone (usually middle-aged, white, and male), who acts creepily and suggestively towards others (often significantly younger, sometimes minors). Basically another name for the stereotypical creepy uncle.
by pseudonymbicile September 22, 2025
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