Real Duck Hours

When you have cravings for bread or any assortment of pastry.

Similar to {Real Isopod Hours}

Carlos: Why are you eating so much toast?
Joseph: I was going through some Real Duck Hours

by lilsaigon June 3, 2018

homo-sexual duck

A homo-sexual duck is usual short has brown hair and blue eyes

“That kid over is a homo-sexual duck”

by Wifey420 November 21, 2018

Anal Duck Sex

When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.

Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!

by DuckLover96 February 2, 2023

argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.

When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!

by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014

tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

by Bocephus July 28, 2021

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

growling duck chin

An abnormally muscular vagina filled with beer

Rossie o'donnel from 18-24.

Wow. That was the best tasting growling duck chin I've had in a while.

by Duck chin May 5, 2014