Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.

I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.

by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023

sleep

The human charging station.

"I'm feeling tired. I should go get some sleep."

by Te-Agma-At January 3, 2021

sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016

sleep teaser

The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.

"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."

by Zebra Cakez June 29, 2016

Sleep RNG

Simply getting better overnight after a good nights sleep.

"Oh man. Yesterday i sucked at osu, but the sleep rng made me better when i woke up."

by KimTheCold April 24, 2019

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.

Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.

by Bigestboi June 13, 2018